911 what’s your emergency?
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
This was originally supposed to be a post about the boogeyman (top gif), but I stumbled upon more of Duane Michel’s sequence photography, and they took my breathe away.
So today at walmart a woman kept giving me dirty looks until finally I asked if she had a problem. She looked at me and told me she didnt think my outfit was appropriate so I asked her if she thought it was appropriate to lick my asshole.
In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit